Why did an animal sanctuary give a lion a different gift for his birthay?  Why did they give the lion, Named Mufasa, several cases of beer for his 21 birthday? He also got some raw chicken, a Scooby Doo doll and some pizza boxes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why did a man in Taiwan get an extravagant send off?  Why did the 76 year old politician pass away and his son organized a street procession with 50 bikini clad woman pole dancing on top of colorful jeeps For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Pastor With Sex Tapes […]

Why did Apollo from the Real Housewives give his fiancee an engagement ring?  Why was the ring made from a prison paper towel?  It showed up in an Instragram post a few days after he filed for divorce from Phaedra Parks For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Apollo Nida […]

Why is a man in Brunswick Ga saying he doesn’t know the winner of the presidential election.  And he doesn’t want to know. Funk Dat   He was invited to an election night party and decided the whole thing was too stressful For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Boy […]

Why did a woman in New York find the leg of a dead rat sewn into the hem of a garment.  She said she started noticing a strong odor but couldn’t get away from it.  Finally she saw what she thought was a string rubbing against her but it was the leg of a rodent […]

Why did a man in … China… lose an ear in a car accident?  Why did doctors take cartilage from his body and implant it into his arm to grow a new ear on his arm?  They plan to transplant the new ear back to his head For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

New details about Kim Kardashian‘s Paris robbery are emerging, adding more insight to the tragic incident. The concierge who was also held up at gunpoint with the star is claiming the thieves didn’t come there for Kim’s massive ring, but to come up on some quick cash instead. In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Abdulrahman said that […]

Why was a mom in New York such a brutal horder that she lived with the remains of her dead son?  The legally blind woman’s sister in law was packing a bag to take to the hospital for the woman… whose house was packed with garbage.  She went to a second floor bedroom and found […]

Why did a preacher in South Africa been called out for telling his followers that he went to heaven during an Easter service he claims that he took pictures with his phone… and they can see the pictures for a donation of about 340 dollars For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

This happened in the U.S. too… why did a woman in …. China…. mistake super glue for eye drops and glued her eyes shut… doctors said her contact lenses helped her avoid damage to her eyes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Mistakenly Glues Eyes Shut Light Saber […]

Why did an Atlanta rapper named Blac Youngsta… say he took $200 thousand dollars out of his account when he got stopped by the police… who say they want to investigate the legitimacy of his money so they confiscated $100 thousand For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Powerball Player […]

Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended…..   After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds….  to praise GOD…..   A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration….  the refs said […]