Why did a Python in Thailand come up through the toilet bowl and bite a man’s appendage…. and he wouldn’t let go. The man wanted to save his part so he called out to his wife and told her to bring a rope. He tied the rope to the head of the snake and tied […]
Why has someone invented the Jerk Shirt… The shirt has a prosthetic arm that comes in a variety of skin tones so people can’t tell that you are masturbating For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Gun That Killed Trayvon Supposedly Got Bids Up To $65 Million Man Uses Stand […]
Why is there a lady from Virginia who will turn 100 years old this Saturday? You know what she wants to do for her birthday? She wants to Pole Dance For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below DeKalb Baby Shot Mother’s Day Cemetery Fight Woman Sues Dating Website For Connection […]
Why did a man from … Florida… try to steal a baby python by stuffing it in his pants… the store employees stopped him at the store.. and zip tied him until police arrived… they had seen the same man stealing snakes before from store security footage…. he has reportedly stolen a thousand dollars in […]
Why was a 29 year old Chinese tourist caught on video in Thialand at an animal park…. goin in to kiss a reticulated python when the snake (audio) locked in on the woman’s nose and wouldn’t let go For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Turkey On A Plane In A […]
Why did a woman find a 12 foot python in her bathroom earlier this month? The lady was washing her three pet guinea pigs and heard a noise from the back of the house. Funk Dat! The snake was a pet and has been reclaimed by its owner.