Why did an Alderman in Chicago criticize aggressive squirrels eating through city garbage cans.  Why was the alderman on his bicycle when a squirrel jumped in like a Kamikaze and got caught in the spokes of his front wheel causing him to flip over.  The alderman says maybe the squirrels want some payback for the […]

Why did a Canadian teacher get into trouble for her language?  The high school English Teacher allegedly told a student… “Why don’t you lick me where I Fart?  And it’s not the first time. She said something out of the way in 2015 and was suspended for a day without pay. She has also admitted […]

Why is there a lady from Virginia who will turn 100 years old this Saturday?  You know what she wants to do for her birthday?  She wants to Pole Dance For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below DeKalb Baby Shot Mother’s Day Cemetery Fight Woman Sues Dating Website For Connection […]

This happened in the U.S. too… why did a woman in …. China…. mistake super glue for eye drops and glued her eyes shut… doctors said her contact lenses helped her avoid damage to her eyes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Mistakenly Glues Eyes Shut Light Saber […]

  For more information on the Funk Dats, click the links below Missing King Cobra… Found Workers Pay Deducted For Long Bathroom Breaks Family Members Don’t Believe Man Jumped From Building Lady In McDonald’s Appears Sleep…..  Dead Mother Told To Breast Feed In Animal Releif Area Florida Man Spits Out 7 Bags Of Cocaine Car […]