Why did a a Mall Santa in … Florida…. tell a 10 year old girl that only one person was on his naughty list? He said Hillary Clinton then he started laughing. The girls mother posted it and complained to mall management. The Santa was removed and placed into HR counseling. We don’t know if […]
Why is there a video on YouTube of a dog licking an extremely sour piece of candy? The dog reacts like he is shocked and when he is asked if he wants another lick he clearly shakes his head to say NO!!! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Math […]
Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station? The doll had been beheaded! They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]
Why is there a business outside of Chicago called Tykables that sells adult baby diapers? The store has a display of a nursery, including a huge baby bed and a 6 foot rocking horse. It primarilary sells diapers for adults with incontinence issues and those with fettishes For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]
Why do they keep doing stories about how your fitbit can tell on you…. Why did a woman in New York start to experience a consistently high heartbeat according to her fitbit device…. turns out the heartbeat wasn’t hers…. she is pregnant…… Congrats baby girl For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]
Why was a woman in…. Florida…. diagnosed with Lupus, Arthritis and Thyroid problems…. It was later found that the real issue was her 1998 breast implants that were in silicone shells that were covered in mold…. That doctor recommends that women get implants replaced every 8 to 15 years For more information on the […]
Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend… He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]
Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body…. Is this her? No… how about this lady…. No?… She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen: For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]
