poop

Well it’s that time of year again, where thieves go shopping for your packages.  Why did a man in Las Vegas hear about numerous packages in his neighborhood getting stolen?  Why did he leave a bait package filled with what he called reprocessed dog chow, also known as dog poop For more information on the […]

Why has a man from … Florida… earned the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of its kind.  Why did the man amass 1277 pieces of fossilized poop?  The largest piece in his collection is a little over 4 pounds.  That piece nicknamed “Precious” is millions of years old and was made by a […]

Why was a man in Washington State mad because he was kicked off the bus  for an odor?  The man was banned for 6 months because he wreaked of marijuana.  He got at least 4 warnings that his odor was a violation of acceptable passenger protocol.  He stunk so bad one time that the driver choked For more […]

Why was a 19 year old woman in .. Florida… arrested when a security camera caught her setting a car on fire?  She burned the Honda Accord from the trunk and can be seen fanning the flames.  She thought it belonged to her Ex-Boyfriend….  But she had the wrong car. For more information on the […]

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

We don’t know where this is… but why is there a you tube video of a man walking into a kitchen with his camera in hand…. and the rats scurry into a hole in the celing…. I counted 20 For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Wife Mourns Husband”s Death […]

Why was a Chinese Police officer in San Francisco resigned… after racist text messages were found on his phone… he he talked about Blacks, Hispanics, Indians, Gay officers and minority and low income residents For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Islamic Couple Killed At Home: Killer Left Note 12 […]

Why have many of us been here…. why did a man in … Florida…. get pulled over for going 75 in a 55 mile per hour zone….    the man said he was rushing home to use the bathroom…. the officer said he smelled unburned marijuana in the car…. he was told to get out […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed….  The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]