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Why was a woman in Japan having laser surgery on her cervix when she passed gas?  The odor wasn’t the problem.  The gas ignited from the laser and caused a fire.  The woman’s waist, legs and body were burned For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Police Officer Saves Toddler […]

Why are sheriff’s in …Florida.. warning people about candy?  Why did the Sheriff’s association put our a warning that marijuana laced candy could be in your child’s trick or treat bag? They are voicing their concern for people’s sharing of edible marijuana For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Porno […]

Why is it bad enough when people you know… show up unexpectedly at a wedding but strangers?  Why did two men in … Florida… crash a wedding?  They didn’t know the bride or the groom.  They appeared to be intoxicated. They were asked to leave and wouldn’t. And they started shoving guests and threatened the […]

Why was a mom in New York such a brutal horder that she lived with the remains of her dead son?  The legally blind woman’s sister in law was packing a bag to take to the hospital for the woman… whose house was packed with garbage.  She went to a second floor bedroom and found […]

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Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station?  The doll had been beheaded!   They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]

Why did a 30 year old man from … Florida.. break into a school and steal an employee’s car?  Then during his bond hearing he decided to twerk in court! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills Children Hides Them Under Neighbor’s House Good Samaritan Has To Pay […]

For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Couple Passes Away Minutes Apart Clock Stops Largest Sex Toy (NSFW) Vibrators To Hatch Pokemon Eggs… NOT! Text Neck WiFi Password Held Hostage Until Chores Are Done Hooker Steals From 90 Year Old Man Calls Police

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

Why were a police officer and his children denied service and food at a McDonalds in Texas?  An employee decided not to serve the off duty officer and his 2 kids simply because he was an officer For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 15 Year Old Boy Arrested For […]

Why can some recycling be illegal?  Why did a man get stopped for speeding in Michigan while he was on his way to collect a refund on some cans.  Michigan will pay up to 10 cents each for cans to be recycled and the man was expecting over a thousand dollars.  But the cans were […]