Why did a teen from Ohio post a picture of how his mother took drastic steps to keep the living room clean? Mom put up tape and a sign that said “This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially closed until Thanksgiving For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]
Why are sheriff’s in …Florida.. warning people about candy? Why did the Sheriff’s association put our a warning that marijuana laced candy could be in your child’s trick or treat bag? They are voicing their concern for people’s sharing of edible marijuana For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Porno […]
Why is a teacher in Oregon under fire for sending home a survey? Why did the teacher, who is white, want to start a discussion with the homework assignment called “White Privilege Survey”…. Why is at least one parent upset saying he would like to see his son learning actual education and not be a […]
Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station? The doll had been beheaded! They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]
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Why did a personal injury lawyer from… Florida…. who went after drunk drivers… get arrested for DUI while speeding in his Lamgourghini…. On the firm’s website they say…. “We aggressively pursue cases against irresponsible drunk drivers For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Killed On Mother’s Day In Front […]
Why did a man in Paris sue his former employer claiming that after he lost a contract for the company, they stripped his responsibilities caused him to get bored and depressed over a 4 year period…. He is suing for $170 thousand dollars in damages For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]
Why did a bicyclist in… Florida… who was making a delivery for Jimmy Johns… when he put his bike on his shoulder and jumped a moving train to get to the other side to complete his delivery For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below First Graders Plot To Kill Classmate […]
Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!! The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]
Why were students at the Citadel in South Carolina, supposedly singing Christmas Carols dressed as the Ghosts of Christmas past… as part of a skit…. but the outfits were white pants, white t-shirts and whits pillowcases with eye holes looking more like the Klan of Christmas past For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]
Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties…. so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]
Why did a man in Pittsburgh get arrested for shooting and killing the mother of his child… The woman had 8 children… The man reportedly asked her to reimburse him for diapers and baby wipes because that money was for weed…. FUNK DAT!!!! Listen: For Information On Today’s Funk Dat Stories: Wrestling Coach Fakes […]
