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Why did police in Connecticut find 600 marijuana plants at a daycare? State inspectors were called because the house was in poor condition.   Police were denied access to the home daycare with a tall wooden fence so they got a warrant and found the plants that were 6 to 10 feet tall and worth […]

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

Why did a man from … Florida… try to steal a baby python by stuffing it in his pants… the store employees stopped him at the store.. and zip tied him until police arrived…  they had seen the same man stealing snakes before from store security footage…. he has reportedly stolen a thousand dollars in […]

Why did a man from Oklahoma get arrested for stealing meats from an Arbys… The man said he is from the future… an apocalyptic future…. I guess Roast beef, chicken and bacon are scarce in the days of the terminator For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 5000 Students Get […]

Why are two residents  in Florida getting weed for glaucoma and bone tumor disorders…  their supplier is the federal government….  They are enrolled in a federal program that has been in existence since 1978.  President George W. Bush stopped enrollment in 1992   For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]