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Why did a woman in Venezuela struggle to carry a large pink suitcase away from prison?  Because her boyfriend who was serving a 9 year sentence for robbery was scrunched up inside!  The woman came to visit the man and had a tougher time leaving with the suitcase than when she arrived For more information […]

Why is there a woman getting roasted on Social Media after she put up a Go Fund Me page?  Why did she ask people to contribute to a 40 thousand dollar need to help her husband pay his child support debt so he could get a passport and travel to Dubai for work….  Huh For […]

Why were a police officer and his children denied service and food at a McDonalds in Texas?  An employee decided not to serve the off duty officer and his 2 kids simply because he was an officer For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 15 Year Old Boy Arrested For […]

Why can some recycling be illegal?  Why did a man get stopped for speeding in Michigan while he was on his way to collect a refund on some cans.  Michigan will pay up to 10 cents each for cans to be recycled and the man was expecting over a thousand dollars.  But the cans were […]

Why did a Saudi man get his brand new bride to the hotel after their wedding and try to cuddle.  But she wasn’t interested. She was busy returning all the text messages from friends and family members that congratulated them.  He asked her to return the messages later, she refused and said her friends were […]

Why is there a documentary from Britain that shows men living life as puppies? It’s called “The Secret Lives Of The Human Pups”.  They dress like puppies, play with chew toys, eat out of bowls and walk on all fours with a leash. Most of the participants are gay males who have a thing for […]

I’ve heard of “Blue Flu”  but why did an entire police force in Green Mountain Falls Colorado resign… The town with a population of around a thousand people has a new mayor that the police don’t like For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Entire Police Force Quits Florida Man […]

Why did a preacher in South Africa been called out for telling his followers that he went to heaven during an Easter service he claims that he took pictures with his phone… and they can see the pictures for a donation of about 340 dollars For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Well on the other side…  Why did a new museum open last week in Great Brittan at the Wright Zoo….  The National Poo Museum allows visitors to study and view the excrement of more than 20 different animals…  there is even some fossilized poo that dates back 140 million years! For more information on the […]

Why is it illegal in Arizona to have a potluck outside of work… A few years ago the state legislature passed a law to regulate food to safety regulations…. but exempted noncommercial social events at work.  They did not exempt schools, churches and homes….   So if you have a homecoming event at church where everybody […]

Why has Netflix come up with some socks that will pause your show when you fall asleep…. The Netflix socks will read your body to understand when you knock out and will stop your show so you can easily pick up where you nodded off For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

A 28-year-old Oklahoma woman was caught with drugs and a firearm in all of the wrong places. The Smoking Gun reports that Christie Dawn Harris was arrested on Monday, after Ada police officers spotted her and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside of a vehicle outside of a closed restaurant. Cops noticed that “both seats were […]