Why were there deliveries of all kinds around the holiday weekend…    and why did a family in Arlington Texas… move into a new home and get a delivery Wednesday of a package containing about 7 pounds of weed…. the postal service took it back For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties….    so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]

Why is there a Vietnamese – Austrailian Man who had his Facebook account shut down several times because people thought he was using a fake and offensive name…  So he posted an image of his passport online…. His name is Fook da Bick…  but it is spelled… P-h-u-c   D-a-t   B-i-c-h GUN TV Will […]

Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend…  He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife   For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]

Why did a Pennsylvania woman get arrested for DUI crashes twice in the same day…. in the same car…..  the second wreck destroyed a shed and a pickup truck     For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below   Shots Fired Outside Funeral Of Gun Violence Victim Man Requests 6 […]

There are a lot of dads who don’t like their daughter’s boyfriend’….  but why did a 5th grade teacher in Alabama shoot an 18 year old in the chest for dating his daughter… the daughter’s age was not released…  the victim turned 18 on the day of his shooting       For more information […]

Why did a man in Pittsburgh get arrested for shooting and killing the mother of his child… The woman had 8 children…  The man reportedly asked her to reimburse him for diapers and baby wipes because that money was for weed…. FUNK DAT!!!! Listen:   For Information On Today’s Funk Dat Stories: Wrestling Coach Fakes […]

Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body….  Is this her?  No… how about this lady….   No?…  She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen:   For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]

Why did a 77 year old grandmother in Tacoma Washington wake up to  three burglars in her house…  and it was caught on camera…. One of the men had a crowbar…   and when she woke up, walked out and hollered… “get the hell outta here”….  the men broke and ran… only getting away with […]

Why did a Singapore Airlines 747 headed for Kuala Lumpur have 2000 goats on board…. why did the fire alarm system go off…..  and cause the jet to make an emergency landing… No fire or smoke was found…  but there was a whole lotta methane gas…  passed from those goats For more information on the […]

Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh….  he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]