Why was a man in Norway just trying to help a friend when he got punished for his good deed?  Why did the friend’s cell phone get dropped in a portable toilet and the man leaped inside to retrieve it.  He was slim enough to go in but not slim enough to come out.  He […]

Why is there a man who filled a bathtub with 1250 bottles of hot sauce and chili peppers?  Then he got in… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Deputy Gets One Year For Beating Girlfriend And Burning Her Hair Man Acts Like Gorilla Touches Himself While Intoxicated Man […]

Why did a dog in a town in Minnesota win his third term as Mayor?  The dog named Duke has one of the highest approval rates in the country Fro more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below The Return Of FreakNik Krystal Worker Loses It Man Eats Knives Dog Wins Third […]

Why did a man in .. Florida… Steal his boss’s Jaguar while the boss was on vacation and drive it to buy some crack?  Then the stolen car was stolen from him For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Arrested For Feeding Salt To Baby State Rep Arrested For […]

Why is there a professional Joint roller who lives in Oregon?  His smokeable art takes shape to look like figurines, Pokemons,  guns,like an AK47  and food.  He once created a joint that looked like a watermelon.  It was 4.2 pounds.  His work has sold for as much as $7000 For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a 3 year old girl from Arkansas climb into a washing machine and die and her mother got arrested? The mother who had taken anxiety drugs was asleep and the children were used to helping with the laundry.  The washer was programmed to switch on when the lid was closed For more information […]

Why were a police officer and his children denied service and food at a McDonalds in Texas?  An employee decided not to serve the off duty officer and his 2 kids simply because he was an officer For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 15 Year Old Boy Arrested For […]

Why can some recycling be illegal?  Why did a man get stopped for speeding in Michigan while he was on his way to collect a refund on some cans.  Michigan will pay up to 10 cents each for cans to be recycled and the man was expecting over a thousand dollars.  But the cans were […]

Why did an 86 year old woman in England get some money out of the ATM?  She was approached by another woman wanting the money she has just gotten.  The elderly lady grabbed a package of bacon and repeatedly hit the other woman in the head until she ran off For more information on the […]

Why did a Pokemon Go player in Michigan that was wanted by the police show up at the police station to catch a Pokemon.  The man was riding a bike in his pajamas and was wanted for an outstanding arrest warrant for breaking and entering and failure to appear in court.  He was arrested on […]

Why did a barista and bartender in a restaurant in New Zealand quit his job to become a hunter.  The 24 year old man is a full time Pokemon hunter.  He is planning to take a two month trip around New Zealand to catch all the creatures in the game For more information on the […]

Oh y’all are playing with me right….   Another one from …Florida…   Why did a couple fight an alligator to save their phone? They were taking pictures of the gator and were about to turn on Facebook Live when the man dropped the phone that fell in the water next to the gator.   […]