Why did a pair of Chinese tourist go to a Japanese hotel and steal a toilet seat?  A travel agency contacted the Chinese tourists after their stay and asked about the missing seat. They sent the seat back with and apology and and explanation that they didn’t realize the toilet seat belonged to the hotel […]

Why was a woman in Massachussetts having stomach cramps? Why did she go tho the hospital thinking she had an ovarian cyst?  A first ultrasound revealed she was 15 weeks pregnant then a second ultrasound revealed she was more like 36 – 38 weeks along.  The woman pregnant and had no idea For more information […]

Why did a woman in California live in a Tiny home and get shocked?  Why did she go out to walk her dog and came back to find that someone had driven off with her home?  The crib was 13 feet tall, 33 feet long and 8 feet wide For more information on the Funk […]

Why is there a video of a woman begging her husband to bring a girlfriend into the house?  Then the couple asked the girlfriend to marry both of them.  Now they all live together happily ever after with their two children For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Kills […]

Why don’t we go back to … Florida…?  Why did a post a picture of him lying on the sofa right next to his BMW that he parked in the living room during Hurricane Matthew?  He says his car is his pride and joy For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why were customers at a Walmart in … Florida… trying to get some water before Hurricane Matthew?   When a fight broke out over that last case of water For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Lets 12 Year Old Son Drive With Other Children In Car Man Accidentally […]

Why was a man in Washington State mad because he was kicked off the bus  for an odor?  The man was banned for 6 months because he wreaked of marijuana.  He got at least 4 warnings that his odor was a violation of acceptable passenger protocol.  He stunk so bad one time that the driver choked For more […]

Why was a mom in New York such a brutal horder that she lived with the remains of her dead son?  The legally blind woman’s sister in law was packing a bag to take to the hospital for the woman… whose house was packed with garbage.  She went to a second floor bedroom and found […]

Why did a woman in New Jersey eat a Popeye’s chicken and make a disturbing discovery? Why did she find what she claims to be a rat head in her meal For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Nude Man Breaks Into Home Bites Woman and Dies Unarmed Black Man […]

Why did a train conductor in Spain clock out in the middle of a trip because his shift was over?  He repeatedly told headquarters that he would have to go into overtime but he got no response. He said he didn’t want to risk having an accident so he stopped the train and left 109 […]

Why did a printing mistake look awkward?  Why did an RSVP for a wedding as for the attendee’s choice of entree’.  You could get beef, pork or a child 12 and under Black Female Sailor Discharged For Hairstyle Child Placed On Wrong Flight By Airline Library Uses Sonic Device To Repel Teens Printing Error Offers […]

Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station?  The doll had been beheaded!   They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]