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Why did an animal sanctuary give a lion a different gift for his birthay?  Why did they give the lion, Named Mufasa, several cases of beer for his 21 birthday? He also got some raw chicken, a Scooby Doo doll and some pizza boxes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why did a woman in New Jersey eat a Popeye’s chicken and make a disturbing discovery? Why did she find what she claims to be a rat head in her meal For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Nude Man Breaks Into Home Bites Woman and Dies Unarmed Black Man […]

Why did a woman from Philadelphia get hit in the head by a falling catfish?  I’m gonna say that again slowly…   A catfish fell from the sky and hit a woman in the head.  Apparently a bird had the fish and dropped it on the lady. She got a small cut on her face, […]

Why did a printing mistake look awkward?  Why did an RSVP for a wedding as for the attendee’s choice of entree’.  You could get beef, pork or a child 12 and under Black Female Sailor Discharged For Hairstyle Child Placed On Wrong Flight By Airline Library Uses Sonic Device To Repel Teens Printing Error Offers […]

Why can some recycling be illegal?  Why did a man get stopped for speeding in Michigan while he was on his way to collect a refund on some cans.  Michigan will pay up to 10 cents each for cans to be recycled and the man was expecting over a thousand dollars.  But the cans were […]

Why did a 66 year old woman in Memphis argue with a person at the Social Security Administration office saying she didn’t get her check because she was dead?  The lady from the office said “Ma’am you’re dead! ”  The Memphis woman replied “The Hell I Am, I’m alive!!!” For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a Pennsyvania Judge and his brother spend several weeks in the Florida Keys on a fishing trip and on the way home they both bought lottery tickets…  and BOTH TICKETS WON…. one brother won $7.00 and his brother the Judge won 291 million in Powerball For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

As the Powerball jackpot prize grows to an all-time U.S. record of $700 million, it’s important to remember that all that glitters is not gold.

Why did a man in Oregon break into a home strip down and get bucked nekked….  and climb into the bed with couple living there…..  he was holding a knife when he sat on top of the man and kissed the man….. The man pulled out a gun…. the intruder ran and 3 shots were […]

Social media users were critical in August when Marie Holmes, 26, of Wilmington, North Carolina paid $9 million to twice bail out her fiancé, Lamarr McDow, from jail.

Marie Holmes stole our hearts when she won a $188 million Powerball jackpot. She reportedly used part of her jackpot to bail her fiancé

Marie Holmes is one of three winners of Wednesday’s Powerball, adding $188 million to her bank account. Holmes is a unemployed mother of four and…