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Why did a woman in California post a picture of her niece?   The woman was babysitting the niece who was asleep while standing on her head… She tweeted do I call the mother of the exorcist For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Raped Then Ransomed For Falcon’s […]

Why did a man in Oregon walking his dog when he discovered a Port-o-Pot?  That’s a port-o-potty filled with pot.  Large marijuana plants.  Police aren’t sure if the plants were about to be transported, or were being stashed for pick up For more information on the Funbk Dats, click on each link below Boy Tickling […]

Why did a 3 year old girl from Arkansas climb into a washing machine and die and her mother got arrested? The mother who had taken anxiety drugs was asleep and the children were used to helping with the laundry.  The washer was programmed to switch on when the lid was closed For more information […]

The woman's attorney told the court that her client was refused clothing, feminine hygiene products and a shower.

Why did a woman in … Florida…  get accused of attacking a man with a hatchet because he didn’t want to have relations with her?  The 26 year old woman had been drinking and repeatedly tried to get the man to co-operate while she was wearing a bathrobe.  And when he refused and locked himself […]

Why has someone invented the Jerk Shirt… The shirt has a prosthetic arm that comes in a variety of skin tones so people can’t tell that you are masturbating For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Gun That Killed Trayvon Supposedly Got Bids Up To $65 Million Man Uses Stand […]

Why did a man in… Florida accidentally shoot himself with a .22 caliber pistol while he was cleaning his gun?  The man says he didn’t notice a wound until he was changing his shirt two days later…. He said he felt a pain from a previous injury and fell when he went to stand up. […]

Why did the mayor of a town here in Georgia…. get arrested…..   The Mayor of Jacksonville in south GA…. was driving a police cruiser and was driving under the influence…. He reportedly had weed in his system…..  One lady said he turned the blue lights on because he was trying to talk to her For more […]

Why did an Atlanta rapper named Blac Youngsta… say he took $200 thousand dollars out of his account when he got stopped by the police… who say they want to investigate the legitimacy of his money so they confiscated $100 thousand For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Powerball Player […]

Why was a mother and her 4 year old daughter in England at a McRestaurant… when the little girl found herself to be the butt of somebody’s prank…. the child was glued to the toilet seat For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 4 Year Old Girl Glued To Seat […]

Why did a man in Oregon break into a home strip down and get bucked nekked….  and climb into the bed with couple living there…..  he was holding a knife when he sat on top of the man and kissed the man….. The man pulled out a gun…. the intruder ran and 3 shots were […]

Why did a Compton rapper named Teriq Royal get shot with a fragment from an AK47…. pull out his smart phone and make a video selfie that he posted on social media…. he said “I guess I’m a rap n—a now…..” Funk Dat Listen To Funk Dat:       For Details On Funk Dat […]