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Why did a college student have a protest with a Huge black vibrator in her hand and say She was upset that those were not allowed on campus but guns are allowed.  She pointed out that sexual assault cases have increased with the presence of guns on campus For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why did police in Connecticut find 600 marijuana plants at a daycare? State inspectors were called because the house was in poor condition.   Police were denied access to the home daycare with a tall wooden fence so they got a warrant and found the plants that were 6 to 10 feet tall and worth […]

Why was a man in Norway just trying to help a friend when he got punished for his good deed?  Why did the friend’s cell phone get dropped in a portable toilet and the man leaped inside to retrieve it.  He was slim enough to go in but not slim enough to come out.  He […]

Why was a man in Ohio arrested for trying to have relations with a van that was parked on the street? The man who was intoxicated and was swinging on a stop sign, was seen with his man part in the grill of the van For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did a 30 year old man from … Florida.. break into a school and steal an employee’s car?  Then during his bond hearing he decided to twerk in court! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills Children Hides Them Under Neighbor’s House Good Samaritan Has To Pay […]

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

Why did one side of a 5 year old girl’s nose start running and running and smelling stinky… her mother took her to three different doctors in California… who all prescribed antibiotics for sinus infections….    After about 6 months the girl’s uncle said your nose is disgusting… blow your nose…she did and out came […]

Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed….  The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]

Why did a Grandma who will be 64 this month get several tickets for being an Uber driver….  Uber has been banned in Portsmouth, New Hampshire…   She has been pulled over and told to stop but she says For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Drunk Driver In New […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a DeKalb county restaurant have a huge rat problem….   why did a police officer take video of the rats at a Church’s chicken… the rodents triggered the alarm 17 times in 30 days at that restaurant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Accused Of Killing […]

Why is there a Vietnamese – Austrailian Man who had his Facebook account shut down several times because people thought he was using a fake and offensive name…  So he posted an image of his passport online…. His name is Fook da Bick…  but it is spelled… P-h-u-c   D-a-t   B-i-c-h GUN TV Will […]