Why did a woman in New York find the leg of a dead rat sewn into the hem of a garment.  She said she started noticing a strong odor but couldn’t get away from it.  Finally she saw what she thought was a string rubbing against her but it was the leg of a rodent […]

Why did a teen from Ohio post a picture of how his mother took drastic steps to keep the living room clean?  Mom put up tape and a sign that said “This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially closed until Thanksgiving For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did the L.A. Lakers stay at a haunted hotel in Oklahoma City?  And Why did Metta World Peace say ghosts touched him inappropriately For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Found In Closet Mother Injects Children With Sleep Juice Chinese Woman Sells Phones Buys House Metta World Peace […]

Why was a police officer accused of stealing?  Why did a Veteran Denver Police officer get recorded by his own body camera as he stole $1200 from a suspect during a shooting investigation?  The officer said the money must have fallen in my bag For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why did a woman in California live in a Tiny home and get shocked?  Why did she go out to walk her dog and came back to find that someone had driven off with her home?  The crib was 13 feet tall, 33 feet long and 8 feet wide For more information on the Funk […]

Why don’t we go back to … Florida…?  Why did a post a picture of him lying on the sofa right next to his BMW that he parked in the living room during Hurricane Matthew?  He says his car is his pride and joy For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why did a 30 year old man from … Florida.. break into a school and steal an employee’s car?  Then during his bond hearing he decided to twerk in court! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills Children Hides Them Under Neighbor’s House Good Samaritan Has To Pay […]

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

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Why was a woman from Virginia Beach sitting on a beach on a windy day yesterday?  Something really unusual happened when the wind….  reported around 30 miles per hour caught an umbrella and stabbed her.  The 56 year old woman died For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Police Shoot […]

Why did an artist in Boston build what he calls the smallest house in the world?  It’s about 25 square feet… not tall enough to stand up…. can fit inside the back of a van… and has a toilet hole with Kitty Litter For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed….  The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]