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Why did an animal sanctuary give a lion a different gift for his birthay?  Why did they give the lion, Named Mufasa, several cases of beer for his 21 birthday? He also got some raw chicken, a Scooby Doo doll and some pizza boxes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why is it bad enough when people you know… show up unexpectedly at a wedding but strangers?  Why did two men in … Florida… crash a wedding?  They didn’t know the bride or the groom.  They appeared to be intoxicated. They were asked to leave and wouldn’t. And they started shoving guests and threatened the […]

Why don’t we go back to … Florida…?  Why did a post a picture of him lying on the sofa right next to his BMW that he parked in the living room during Hurricane Matthew?  He says his car is his pride and joy For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why has a man been bitten on his man-part by a spider for the second time this year?  A builder in Australia has been bitten on his part by a poisonous redback spider while he was sitting in a porta potty on a worksite. He said he felt the sting that he felt the first […]

Why did a woman in the UK participate in a pole dancing competition…. while she is almost 8 months pregnant…. She drew a big smile on the baby bump and executed her routine with another woman on stage For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Officer Making DUI Stop Gets […]

Why did a 21 year old Construction Worker in Australia… use a portable toilet… and get bitten on his appendage by a poisonous red back spider…. paramedics were called to the scene but the man said… Funk Dat   he had gotten to the hospital on his own For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Well on the other side…  Why did a new museum open last week in Great Brittan at the Wright Zoo….  The National Poo Museum allows visitors to study and view the excrement of more than 20 different animals…  there is even some fossilized poo that dates back 140 million years! For more information on the […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]

Why did a Singapore Airlines 747 headed for Kuala Lumpur have 2000 goats on board…. why did the fire alarm system go off…..  and cause the jet to make an emergency landing… No fire or smoke was found…  but there was a whole lotta methane gas…  passed from those goats For more information on the […]

Why did a man in Oregon order a teriyaki chicken sandwich from Subway and find a surprise…. the man turned and got his drink and the employees appeared shocked…  There was a dead mouse in the sandwich….  he was apparently in the container used for storing the spinach…. Funk Dat   Chicken Teriyaki…. not chicken, […]

According to TMZ Jenny from the block was was hit from behind by a drunk driver who fled the scene upon wrecking in to the…