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Why is there a picture posted to twitter of a teen with the caption. “When It’s your turn to do the dishes and all the bowls in the house are dirty except this one”  It shows her looking like she is eating Ramen noodles from a toilet bowl For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why is Nordstrom offering a solid gift for sale for the holidays?  It’s a rock.  No, not a diamond, a rock in a pouch that Nordstrom’s will sell for $85 dollars.  Each piece in this collection will be unique and could be used for various functions. One might be a paperweight or a pet For […]

Why is there a man in … Florida… who has half a head and the nickname Halfy?  His head was affected when he had an accident while on drugs.  Why was he arrested for setting his own bed on fire For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills 8 […]

Why did a woman in California post a picture of her niece?   The woman was babysitting the niece who was asleep while standing on her head… She tweeted do I call the mother of the exorcist For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Raped Then Ransomed For Falcon’s […]

Why did a Green Bay Packers tight end say he got something other than wings at Buffalo Wild Wings? Why did Jarred Cook say he got a chicken head complete with eyes, tongue, beak all present with extra lemon pepper sauce? For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Paper Products […]

Why did a woman in New Jersey eat a Popeye’s chicken and make a disturbing discovery? Why did she find what she claims to be a rat head in her meal For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Nude Man Breaks Into Home Bites Woman and Dies Unarmed Black Man […]

Why did a woman from Philadelphia get hit in the head by a falling catfish?  I’m gonna say that again slowly…   A catfish fell from the sky and hit a woman in the head.  Apparently a bird had the fish and dropped it on the lady. She got a small cut on her face, […]

Here’s a number for today.  71-17.  Why did a 71 year old grandmother meet a 17 year old young man from Tennessee at her son’s funeral?  Why did they get married three weeks later.  The grandmother… Uh, I’m sorry, the wife says, “I knew straight away he was the one!” He is three years younger […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend…  He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife   For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]

Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended…..   After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds….  to praise GOD…..   A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration….  the refs said […]

Why did a 32 year old man in South Carolina beat his stepfather…. repeatedly punching him in the head because the step-father spilled a cup of kool-aid….  Then the man left the scene….  2 hours later he came back to the house and officers found him hiding behind the door in his bedroom For more […]