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Why is there a man who filled a bathtub with 1250 bottles of hot sauce and chili peppers?  Then he got in… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Deputy Gets One Year For Beating Girlfriend And Burning Her Hair Man Acts Like Gorilla Touches Himself While Intoxicated Man […]

According to reports, the self-proclaimed King of R&B is in love with a young woman named Halle Calhoun, who is 30 years his junior.

Why did a man in .. Florida… Steal his boss’s Jaguar while the boss was on vacation and drive it to buy some crack?  Then the stolen car was stolen from him For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Arrested For Feeding Salt To Baby State Rep Arrested For […]

Why did police in Amsterdam get called to an apartment where a woman was seen standing motionless for a long period of time.  Neighbors looked through the window and saw the woman only wearing underclothes.  They knocked and range the doorbell.  Nothing.  So they called police who broke the door to check on the woman’s […]

Why did a Jewelry store in India get robbed by a monkey?  The store security camera shows a monkey throwing a piece of fruit inside the store.  The people in the store threw it back at the monkey… who came on into the store…  attacked a store employee, sat for 20 minutes then opened the […]

Why did a man in … Florida…  have an unwelcomed visitor lounging in his pool…  he woke up to a crocodile…. in his pool…. chillin For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Alaska Airlines Pilot F.U.I. Grandmother And Grandson Caught Selling Cocaine Former Oklahoma City Cop Sentenced To 263 […]

Why did an Atlanta rapper named Blac Youngsta… say he took $200 thousand dollars out of his account when he got stopped by the police… who say they want to investigate the legitimacy of his money so they confiscated $100 thousand For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Powerball Player […]

Why were students at the Citadel in South Carolina, supposedly singing Christmas Carols dressed as the Ghosts of Christmas past… as part of a skit….  but the outfits were white pants, white t-shirts and whits pillowcases with eye holes looking  more like the Klan of Christmas past For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend…  He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife   For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]

NFL player Calvin Johnson is in a world of trouble all because his girlfriend could’t control herself. A woman claiming to be Johnson’s baby mama…

In SNL’s opening sketch Saturday they cracked jokes on George Zimmerman for getting arrested yet again for gun related offenses. They also spoofed the woman…

As we previously reported, George Zimmerman has been arrested in Orlando, FL after allegedly pointing a DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN at his girlfriend earlier today. According to TMZ and their…