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Why did the L.A. Lakers stay at a haunted hotel in Oklahoma City?  And Why did Metta World Peace say ghosts touched him inappropriately For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Found In Closet Mother Injects Children With Sleep Juice Chinese Woman Sells Phones Buys House Metta World Peace […]

Here’s a number for today.  71-17.  Why did a 71 year old grandmother meet a 17 year old young man from Tennessee at her son’s funeral?  Why did they get married three weeks later.  The grandmother… Uh, I’m sorry, the wife says, “I knew straight away he was the one!” He is three years younger […]

Why did 2 marine roomates in California playing Pokemon Go observe a man acting strangely? The game of one of the Marine’s froze… and while the screen was re-freshing they saw a man approach a woman at a park with her children.  They ran off and the woman called 911.  Intrigued, the Marines continued to […]

Why did a transit worker on his way home from work Pennsylvania find 15 thousand dollars in CASH… and called authorities… he says he didn’t consider keeping it at all… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 4 Year Old Boy Shoots Mom In Truck Man Steals $196,000 In Quarters […]

Why did 3 twelve year old girls from… Florida…. Get revenge for a disciplinary action at school. One of the girls had been disciplined for pouring glue in another student’s backpack and that student was suspected of stealing a laptop… the teacher sent the girl to the office…. and the next day the girl and […]

Why did a man in … Florida….   go to a Pet store that specialized in puppies…. and stuff a $1600 dollar Yorkshire terrier puppy down his shirt….. then traded the puppy for crack For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below OK Man Steals Chair Faces 20 Years Canadian Man Gets Ticket […]

Why did a military wife in California confront a 19 year old Starbucks employee at the drive thru and accuse the employee of making a copy of her credit card and spending $200 For more on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Passenger Plane Door Left Open During Flight Florida Man Vandalizes Mosque […]

Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]

Why are two residents  in Florida getting weed for glaucoma and bone tumor disorders…  their supplier is the federal government….  They are enrolled in a federal program that has been in existence since 1978.  President George W. Bush stopped enrollment in 1992   For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why did a couple in… Florida….  have a lovely evening… the man was being arrested for an outstanding warrant… they refused to come out of the mobile home…. and prevented two other women from leaving… S.W.A.T. waited for 6 and a half hours…    they  said they wouldn’t come out of the trailer until they had relations […]

Why did a man in Oregon order a teriyaki chicken sandwich from Subway and find a surprise…. the man turned and got his drink and the employees appeared shocked…  There was a dead mouse in the sandwich….  he was apparently in the container used for storing the spinach…. Funk Dat   Chicken Teriyaki…. not chicken, […]

  For more information on the Funk Dats, click the links below Missing King Cobra… Found Workers Pay Deducted For Long Bathroom Breaks Family Members Don’t Believe Man Jumped From Building Lady In McDonald’s Appears Sleep…..  Dead Mother Told To Breast Feed In Animal Releif Area Florida Man Spits Out 7 Bags Of Cocaine Car […]