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Why did a black dishwasher who works at Yale lose his job after he lost his cool and took a broomstick and knocked a slavery painting off of the wall? The image of slaves carrying bales of cotton on their heads was in the dining hall. The man now faces a felony charge Yale Dishwasher […]

Why did a rattlesnake bite a groom in Colorado as he posed for a wedding picture? The couple was trying to flag down a park ranger who thought they were happy… they yelled for help and he yelled Congratulations!!! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left In Car […]

Why did the border patrol seize almost 2500 pounds of marijuana stuffed inside fake carrots that were tossed in with real ones…. The carrots were shipped in from Mexico For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below GA Legislators Try Again To Split Fulton Into 2 Counties Company Makes Life Sized […]

Why did an Atlanta rapper named Blac Youngsta… say he took $200 thousand dollars out of his account when he got stopped by the police… who say they want to investigate the legitimacy of his money so they confiscated $100 thousand For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Powerball Player […]

Why did a military wife in California confront a 19 year old Starbucks employee at the drive thru and accuse the employee of making a copy of her credit card and spending $200 For more on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Passenger Plane Door Left Open During Flight Florida Man Vandalizes Mosque […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why did a man in …Florida…  Think he was in “Back to the future”….   he told police he was trying to travel through time… but he wasn’t in a DeLorean… he was in a Dodge Challenger… The man plowed into a tax business and a Casket store For more information on the Funk Dats, […]