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Why is Nordstrom offering a solid gift for sale for the holidays?  It’s a rock.  No, not a diamond, a rock in a pouch that Nordstrom’s will sell for $85 dollars.  Each piece in this collection will be unique and could be used for various functions. One might be a paperweight or a pet For […]

Why did a woman find an artist on Tumbler who was willing to make a unique piece of art for her?  Why did the woman send her amputated toe to the artist to make a pendant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Steals Gold From Armored Truck High […]

Why is a man in Brunswick Ga saying he doesn’t know the winner of the presidential election.  And he doesn’t want to know. Funk Dat   He was invited to an election night party and decided the whole thing was too stressful For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Boy […]

Why are sheriff’s in …Florida.. warning people about candy?  Why did the Sheriff’s association put our a warning that marijuana laced candy could be in your child’s trick or treat bag? They are voicing their concern for people’s sharing of edible marijuana For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Porno […]

Why did a 64 year old retiree from New York State file a 20 million dollar lawsuit against KFC.  The false advertising suit claims the woman didn’t get enough chicken for her $20 fill up. The pictures show a bucket overflowing with chicken For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why is there a business outside of Chicago called Tykables that sells adult baby diapers?  The store has a display of a nursery, including a huge baby bed and a 6 foot rocking horse.  It primarilary sells diapers for adults with incontinence issues and those with fettishes For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a military wife in California confront a 19 year old Starbucks employee at the drive thru and accuse the employee of making a copy of her credit card and spending $200 For more on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Passenger Plane Door Left Open During Flight Florida Man Vandalizes Mosque […]

Why has Netflix come up with some socks that will pause your show when you fall asleep…. The Netflix socks will read your body to understand when you knock out and will stop your show so you can easily pick up where you nodded off For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties….    so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]

Why did a Singapore Airlines 747 headed for Kuala Lumpur have 2000 goats on board…. why did the fire alarm system go off…..  and cause the jet to make an emergency landing… No fire or smoke was found…  but there was a whole lotta methane gas…  passed from those goats For more information on the […]

Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh….  he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]