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Why is this right out of a Denzel Washington movie?  Why was a pilot of a flight from Canada to Mexico found slumped over in the cockpit of the plane before the flight? HE WAS DRUNK! His blood alcohol level was 3 times the legal limit Dude Ranch Chef Told To Cook Black People Food […]

Why did Apollo from the Real Housewives give his fiancee an engagement ring?  Why was the ring made from a prison paper towel?  It showed up in an Instragram post a few days after he filed for divorce from Phaedra Parks For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Apollo Nida […]

Why is it bad enough when people you know… show up unexpectedly at a wedding but strangers?  Why did two men in … Florida… crash a wedding?  They didn’t know the bride or the groom.  They appeared to be intoxicated. They were asked to leave and wouldn’t. And they started shoving guests and threatened the […]

Why have we all known for years how good those Krispy Kreme donuts are?  Why did Shaquille O’Neal just say…. Funk Dat   and bought the Krispy Kreme Store on Ponce de Leon For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Drunk Driver Hits Chopper And Fire Truck Car Hits Semi And […]

Why was a man in Ohio arrested for trying to have relations with a van that was parked on the street? The man who was intoxicated and was swinging on a stop sign, was seen with his man part in the grill of the van For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why is there a professional Joint roller who lives in Oregon?  His smokeable art takes shape to look like figurines, Pokemons,  guns,like an AK47  and food.  He once created a joint that looked like a watermelon.  It was 4.2 pounds.  His work has sold for as much as $7000 For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

Why did a man from … Florida… try to steal a baby python by stuffing it in his pants… the store employees stopped him at the store.. and zip tied him until police arrived…  they had seen the same man stealing snakes before from store security footage…. he has reportedly stolen a thousand dollars in […]

Why is there a tiny goldfish that was born with out a lower jaw bone… he can’t keep his mouth open… so, breathing and eating were difficult…. A Vet Crafted some fish braces…. to save his life For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Goldfish With Braces Beer Truck vs […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why did a Grandma who will be 64 this month get several tickets for being an Uber driver….  Uber has been banned in Portsmouth, New Hampshire…   She has been pulled over and told to stop but she says For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Drunk Driver In New […]

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