Why has NBA great Shaquille O’Neal been deputized in Clayton County?  Shaq had been deputized before in Florida but now has a badge from Sheriff Victor Hill! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Deputy Shaq Brooklyn Officer Harassed By Bigot Amazon Store No Cash Register Thief Locked Inside Stolen […]

Why is there a man who filled a bathtub with 1250 bottles of hot sauce and chili peppers?  Then he got in… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Deputy Gets One Year For Beating Girlfriend And Burning Her Hair Man Acts Like Gorilla Touches Himself While Intoxicated Man […]

Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]

Why were 2 high school students in Tennessee taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure… for wearing saggin pants…. at school For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Woman, 89,  Arrested For Stealing Medicine From Walmart Tennessee Teens Jailed For Saggin’ At School Lesbian Women Sue NYPD Asian Woman Eats […]

Why did a 77 year old grandmother in Tacoma Washington wake up to  three burglars in her house…  and it was caught on camera…. One of the men had a crowbar…   and when she woke up, walked out and hollered… “get the hell outta here”….  the men broke and ran… only getting away with […]

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