Why is a man in Brunswick Ga saying he doesn’t know the winner of the presidential election.  And he doesn’t want to know. Funk Dat   He was invited to an election night party and decided the whole thing was too stressful For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Boy […]

Why has a man from … Florida… earned the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of its kind.  Why did the man amass 1277 pieces of fossilized poop?  The largest piece in his collection is a little over 4 pounds.  That piece nicknamed “Precious” is millions of years old and was made by a […]

Why has a man been bitten on his man-part by a spider for the second time this year?  A builder in Australia has been bitten on his part by a poisonous redback spider while he was sitting in a porta potty on a worksite. He said he felt the sting that he felt the first […]

Why did a woman in Utah.. who was about to cook for a church dinner….. open a can of green beans… and put them in a slow cooker…. then she saw something with eyes….  she scooped it out and realized the was the severed head of a snake For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why did a man in … Florida….   go to a Pet store that specialized in puppies…. and stuff a $1600 dollar Yorkshire terrier puppy down his shirt….. then traded the puppy for crack For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below OK Man Steals Chair Faces 20 Years Canadian Man Gets Ticket […]