Why did a man from…. South Carolina…. (you thought we were gonna say Florida)  why did he call 911 because he girlfriend wouldn’t give him any lovin….  When officers arrived… the man said he had been drinking all day and was looking forward to getting some of that cookie….  she said no because her grandchild […]

  For more information on the Funk Dats, click the links below Missing King Cobra… Found Workers Pay Deducted For Long Bathroom Breaks Family Members Don’t Believe Man Jumped From Building Lady In McDonald’s Appears Sleep…..  Dead Mother Told To Breast Feed In Animal Releif Area Florida Man Spits Out 7 Bags Of Cocaine Car […]

Why did a family in Arizona hear a loud crash through their roof…. they woke up and found a 23 pound package of weed that had crashed through the carport into the dog’s house….  The stash was valued at around 10 grand…. Funk Dat:   Police believe Mexican smugglers didn’t secure the package while flying […]