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Why did an animal sanctuary give a lion a different gift for his birthay?  Why did they give the lion, Named Mufasa, several cases of beer for his 21 birthday? He also got some raw chicken, a Scooby Doo doll and some pizza boxes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why do we stress reading so much when we go to career days?  Why did a road crew have a very noticeable typo?  The California crew spray painted STPO at an intersection.  Instead of STOP! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Children Found In Filth With Decomposing Dogs Officer […]

Why did a body builder in Greece come in second place in a body building competition?  And why did he get upset and smack one of the judges so hard that he knocked him down For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Teacher Breaks Jaw Of 7 Year Old Student […]

Why has a man from … Florida… earned the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of its kind.  Why did the man amass 1277 pieces of fossilized poop?  The largest piece in his collection is a little over 4 pounds.  That piece nicknamed “Precious” is millions of years old and was made by a […]

Why is Neiman Marcus selling Collard Greens?  I heard a comedian call the store needless markups, now I know why.  You can order enough collards with bacon bits to feed 10 people for only $66 plus 15 for shipping and you can compliment your meal with a designer baked bean medley for $80 For more […]

Actor Tommy Ford from the hit '90s sitcom Martin is reportedly fighting for his life in an L.A. hospital. However, there are conflicting reports on his condition.

Why did a Weather Channel personality say that Haiti’s deforestation is partially due to children eating the trees For information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 7 Year Old Tells School I Couldn’t Wake (Dead) Adults 3 Year Old Dies In Mother’s Patrol Car Satanic Group Wants After School Program In Cobb […]

Why was a mom in New York such a brutal horder that she lived with the remains of her dead son?  The legally blind woman’s sister in law was packing a bag to take to the hospital for the woman… whose house was packed with garbage.  She went to a second floor bedroom and found […]

Why did a man in Barrow county stab a friend then get beaten to death in a dispute over a stolen horse on his birthday For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Stabs Friend Gets Beaten To Death On Birthday Dead Baby At NASA Woman Totals Car When Spider […]

Why is a woman on Facebook and Twitter claiming to be Bishop Marvin Sapp’s wife? The woman even has a link that pertains to booking the Bishop.  Marvin Sapp posted on his Facebook page “hashtag important: This young woman has posted and has been posing as my new wife.  SHE IS NOT MY WIFE!!!” For […]

Why did a man in Kentucky go to a Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant… ask for an application at 2pm and come back at 4pm for an interview?  But when he came back he announced that he wanted to rob the restaurant and implied that he had a gun. The manager told the man that he […]

Why did a 66 year old woman in Memphis argue with a person at the Social Security Administration office saying she didn’t get her check because she was dead?  The lady from the office said “Ma’am you’re dead! ”  The Memphis woman replied “The Hell I Am, I’m alive!!!” For more information on the Funk […]