Why did a Veterinary hospital in Savannah Ga put an interesting sign in front of the office?  Why did the sign say” We’re no Tom Brady, but we do deflate balls” For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Mauled By Tigers At Chinese Zoo FED-EX Employee Extinguishes Burning Flags […]

Why did a teacher in Kentucky use sick leave in October to go on a cruise?  She told her principal that she was sick and kept her doctors appointments.  But the principal confronted her with her Facebook account showing her on the cruise ship For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Well it’s that time of year again, where thieves go shopping for your packages.  Why did a man in Las Vegas hear about numerous packages in his neighborhood getting stolen?  Why did he leave a bait package filled with what he called reprocessed dog chow, also known as dog poop For more information on the […]

Why did a 64 year old retiree from New York State file a 20 million dollar lawsuit against KFC.  The false advertising suit claims the woman didn’t get enough chicken for her $20 fill up. The pictures show a bucket overflowing with chicken For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why were 2 high school students in Tennessee taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure… for wearing saggin pants…. at school For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Woman, 89,  Arrested For Stealing Medicine From Walmart Tennessee Teens Jailed For Saggin’ At School Lesbian Women Sue NYPD Asian Woman Eats […]

Why did a man from Iowa try to avoid a drunk driving charge by eating toilet paper before he took the breathalyzer test….   he was wearing a Halloween costume too…   a trench coat and a piece of cloth that looked like an appendage For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended…..   After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds….  to praise GOD…..   A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration….  the refs said […]

Why did a man in Texas stab his roommate because of a fight over the last chicken drumstick….   and the roommate died For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Fight Over Chicken Turns Deadly Tattooed Black Man Charged In Black Church Fires Oklahoma Mayor’s Husband KKK Prank? Needles In Twix […]

Why is a 5th grade teacher from Alabama in hot water for getting in touch with his blackness….  He dressed in blackface and wore a sign that says Kanye for prez 2020…and his girl stuffed her butt to look like Kimmy Cakes….It was posted to Facebook and taken down quickly For more information on the […]

Why did the mother of a murdered 23 year old son in Puerto Rico hire a company to prop his body up and stage a game of dominoes…. for his wake…  Family and friends took turns playing one last game with the man…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on the links below […]