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Why did a Canadian teacher get into trouble for her language?  The high school English Teacher allegedly told a student… “Why don’t you lick me where I Fart?  And it’s not the first time. She said something out of the way in 2015 and was suspended for a day without pay. She has also admitted […]

Why did a man in … Florida…., who is known as the Gator Crusader, do an interesting feat as part of a show?  Why did the man get an alligator to open his mouth and let the man brush his teeth For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Stolen Forklift […]

Why did a Pokemon Go player in Michigan that was wanted by the police show up at the police station to catch a Pokemon.  The man was riding a bike in his pajamas and was wanted for an outstanding arrest warrant for breaking and entering and failure to appear in court.  He was arrested on […]

Why did a man in… Florida accidentally shoot himself with a .22 caliber pistol while he was cleaning his gun?  The man says he didn’t notice a wound until he was changing his shirt two days later…. He said he felt a pain from a previous injury and fell when he went to stand up. […]

Why is there a video of a man that looks like he might be in China….  sitting on a bucket on a bus…   no.. scratch that he is pooping in a bucket… on a moving bus….  and doesn’t care who’s watching For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Dog […]

Why was a 29 year old Chinese tourist caught on video in Thialand at an animal park…. goin in to kiss a reticulated python when the snake (audio) locked in on the woman’s nose and wouldn’t let go For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Turkey On A Plane In A […]

Why did a man in …Florida…  Think he was in “Back to the future”….   he told police he was trying to travel through time… but he wasn’t in a DeLorean… he was in a Dodge Challenger… The man plowed into a tax business and a Casket store For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]

Why did a man in Utah find a little hidden gift in his Arizona Tea drink can…   His girlfriend bought the tea at a Walmart… he tried to open the can normally… when that didn’t work he cut the top and found a cement jar with 3 ounces of weed inside For more information […]

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Was Jesean Morris being a benevolent fugitive or just not using his brain? It seems the  20-year-old Omaha man — who was wanted for violating terms of…

Okay let’s start this off by saying not a single one of us here can sing like Mariah Carey…not driving down the street with the…