Why did the L.A. Lakers stay at a haunted hotel in Oklahoma City? And Why did Metta World Peace say ghosts touched him inappropriately For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Found In Closet Mother Injects Children With Sleep Juice Chinese Woman Sells Phones Buys House Metta World Peace […]
Why did a pair of Chinese tourist go to a Japanese hotel and steal a toilet seat? A travel agency contacted the Chinese tourists after their stay and asked about the missing seat. They sent the seat back with and apology and and explanation that they didn’t realize the toilet seat belonged to the hotel […]
According to reports, the concierge who was forced up Kim's private elevator and opened the door for the $10 million jewelry heist has become the critical witness.
Why did a Pokemon Go player in Michigan that was wanted by the police show up at the police station to catch a Pokemon. The man was riding a bike in his pajamas and was wanted for an outstanding arrest warrant for breaking and entering and failure to appear in court. He was arrested on […]
Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed…. The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]
Why is a 5th grade teacher from Alabama in hot water for getting in touch with his blackness…. He dressed in blackface and wore a sign that says Kanye for prez 2020…and his girl stuffed her butt to look like Kimmy Cakes….It was posted to Facebook and taken down quickly For more information on the […]
You can’t make this kind of stuff up. A porn star has broken his penis for the second time and is seeking donations to…
