Why was a woman in .. Florida…  arrested at a massage parlor?  She offered to give a happy ending to a person after giving them a massage!  Oh did I tell you she is 70 For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Decimal Point Error Gets Teen Way Over Paid […]

Why did a woman in California live in a Tiny home and get shocked?  Why did she go out to walk her dog and came back to find that someone had driven off with her home?  The crib was 13 feet tall, 33 feet long and 8 feet wide For more information on the Funk […]

Why was a mother and her 4 year old daughter in England at a McRestaurant… when the little girl found herself to be the butt of somebody’s prank…. the child was glued to the toilet seat For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 4 Year Old Girl Glued To Seat […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why were some brownies left in the teacher’s lounge at an Elementary school in Detroit…   3 of the teachers who ate the brownies went to the hospital …. they tested positive for having Marijuana in their system….   Weed brownies at elementary school For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why was a woman in….  Florida…. diagnosed with Lupus, Arthritis and Thyroid problems…. It was later found that the real issue was her 1998 breast implants that were in silicone shells that were covered in mold…. That doctor recommends that women get implants replaced every 8 to 15 years   For more information on the […]

Why is there a Vietnamese – Austrailian Man who had his Facebook account shut down several times because people thought he was using a fake and offensive name…  So he posted an image of his passport online…. His name is Fook da Bick…  but it is spelled… P-h-u-c   D-a-t   B-i-c-h GUN TV Will […]

Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]

For more information on the Funk Dats, click the links below Principal Hypnotizes Students Who Commit Suicide Husband Sleeping In Front Of Mansion Customer Fires At Shoplifter Naked Man Approached Sorority Members Glass Walk Way Cracks With Tourists Man Calls 911 Because He Is Too High