Why did a man in …Florida… Think he was in “Back to the future”…. he told police he was trying to travel through time… but he wasn’t in a DeLorean… he was in a Dodge Challenger… The man plowed into a tax business and a Casket store For more information on the Funk Dats, […]
Why were some brownies left in the teacher’s lounge at an Elementary school in Detroit… 3 of the teachers who ate the brownies went to the hospital …. they tested positive for having Marijuana in their system…. Weed brownies at elementary school For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]
Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C. Why is a man creating a new business model… he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]
A California woman displayed her disdain towards a group of praying Muslims by hurling insults in their direction and even threw coffee at one of them.
Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend… He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]
There are a lot of dads who don’t like their daughter’s boyfriend’…. but why did a 5th grade teacher in Alabama shoot an 18 year old in the chest for dating his daughter… the daughter’s age was not released… the victim turned 18 on the day of his shooting For more information […]
Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]
Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh…. he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]
Why are two residents in Florida getting weed for glaucoma and bone tumor disorders… their supplier is the federal government…. They are enrolled in a federal program that has been in existence since 1978. President George W. Bush stopped enrollment in 1992 For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]
Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended….. After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds…. to praise GOD….. A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration…. the refs said […]
Why did police in New Hampshire… go on Facebook to advertise that they had found someone’s summer horticulture project… and if the grower was upset and wanted to tell police about it they would love to hear from you…. They left a business card in the spot where they found your weed For more information […]
For more information on the Funk Dats, click the links below Missing King Cobra… Found Workers Pay Deducted For Long Bathroom Breaks Family Members Don’t Believe Man Jumped From Building Lady In McDonald’s Appears Sleep….. Dead Mother Told To Breast Feed In Animal Releif Area Florida Man Spits Out 7 Bags Of Cocaine Car […]
