Why is this right out of a Denzel Washington movie?  Why was a pilot of a flight from Canada to Mexico found slumped over in the cockpit of the plane before the flight? HE WAS DRUNK! His blood alcohol level was 3 times the legal limit Dude Ranch Chef Told To Cook Black People Food […]

Why did police in New York get a call about an elderly woman who looked like she froze to death in a car?  Why did officers break into a parked car to rescue a life sized CPR mannequin wearing an oxygen mask?  The owner of the car said he often transported the mannequin and reportedly used vulgar language […]

Why did an Uber Driver set a potential record with a 397-mile trip from  Virginia to New York?  A woman took the ride to her boyfriend’s house.  She slept for the entire 7 hour and 42 minute trip For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Jailer Steals Inmate’s Diamond Ring […]

It comes as no surprise that due to Donald Trump's presidency, racist people are coming out of the woodwork to spew their bigoted hate.

Why is Neiman Marcus selling Collard Greens?  I heard a comedian call the store needless markups, now I know why.  You can order enough collards with bacon bits to feed 10 people for only $66 plus 15 for shipping and you can compliment your meal with a designer baked bean medley for $80 For more […]

In honor of the brave athlete's 29th birthday, we honor his confidence, strength and Blackness with photos of Colin Kaepernick looking like Black excellence.

The actor managed to keep his private life quiet for all those years, but now he's spilling the tea.

Why did an employee at a gas station in Memphis get stabbed?  A man ran toward the employee and stabbed him in the leg because he got a bad piece of chicken and wanted his money back For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Employee Stabbed Over Bad Chicken Chicago […]

Why did a woman in California post a picture of her niece?   The woman was babysitting the niece who was asleep while standing on her head… She tweeted do I call the mother of the exorcist For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Raped Then Ransomed For Falcon’s […]

Why did a Green Bay Packers tight end say he got something other than wings at Buffalo Wild Wings? Why did Jarred Cook say he got a chicken head complete with eyes, tongue, beak all present with extra lemon pepper sauce? For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Paper Products […]

Hey Ladies, This week’s football fantasy is Victor Cruz! Victor is a wide receiver for the New York Giants! He played college football at Massachusetts, and signed with the Giants as an undrafted free agent in 2010. You can see Cruz doing his signature salsa dance in the end zone when he scores a touchdown! […]

  Hey Ladies, In honor of football season I’m showcasing the finest brother’s that play the game! This week’s football fantasy is Colin Kaepernick! Colin is a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and recently graced the cover of Time magazine for kneeing during the national anthem in protest of  wrongdoings against African Americans and […]