Why did a man in Kentucky go to a Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant… ask for an application at 2pm and come back at 4pm for an interview? But when he came back he announced that he wanted to rob the restaurant and implied that he had a gun. The manager told the man that he […]
Why was the husband of an manager for a Sonic restaurant named Ronald McDonald? Why did he get shot during an argument at a Sonic in North Carolina? His wounds are not thought to be life threatening. You might have been safer at a McDonald’s… Ronald For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]
Why did a rattlesnake bite a groom in Colorado as he posed for a wedding picture? The couple was trying to flag down a park ranger who thought they were happy… they yelled for help and he yelled Congratulations!!! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left In Car […]
Why is there a business outside of Chicago called Tykables that sells adult baby diapers? The store has a display of a nursery, including a huge baby bed and a 6 foot rocking horse. It primarilary sells diapers for adults with incontinence issues and those with fettishes For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]
Congrats are in order for actress Jurnee Smollett and her husband Josiah Bell.
Why is there a lady from Virginia who will turn 100 years old this Saturday? You know what she wants to do for her birthday? She wants to Pole Dance For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below DeKalb Baby Shot Mother’s Day Cemetery Fight Woman Sues Dating Website For Connection […]
Congrats are in order for Kerry Washington and her stud muffin of a husband Nnamdi Asomugha; they are expecting their second child together, according to E! News. Rumors of the Scandal actress’ second pregnancy gained traction during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where she cleverly covered her stomach in certain shots and appeared to be concealing a […]
Why did a woman from London get temporarily banned from Instagram because the Easter cake she baked was confused for a woman’s breast… Instagram flagged the picture as being sexually suggestive or containing nudity… The cake is not even one of those that is in the shape of a body part For more information on […]
Why did a Scottish man who has been fitted with a bionic man part… No longer a virgin… An escort reached out to the man who’s appendage was severed when he was a child…. he had his part rebuilt and she wanted to be his first… now at the age of 44 he […]
Why did the TSA in Maryland stop a woman at security when they found a pair of shoes with realistic looking gun barrels for heels… and two bracelets lined with realistic looking bullets in her carry on bag… at BWI Airport… The TSA told her she could take the items in her checked bag For […]
Why is there a 12 year old girl in India who has been living with a colony of ants living in her ear… doctors removed some ants…. and later removed more…. the girl complained of irritation but didn’t feel any major pain… and the ants left no apparent damage to her ear For more information […]
