Why did a man in …. Florida… fall through the ceiling of a Popeye’s restaurant then spend several hours trying to break into the safe… He eventually got some money from the safe under the front counter…. and he got away with it For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]
Why do they keep doing stories about how your fitbit can tell on you…. Why did a woman in New York start to experience a consistently high heartbeat according to her fitbit device…. turns out the heartbeat wasn’t hers…. she is pregnant…… Congrats baby girl For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]
Why was a motorist in China caught on video by another driver… driving nearly 40 miles per hour and passing another car…. all while driving in reverse….. the backward driver got a fine from police For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Really Good At Making Really Bad Decisions Man […]
A woman’s quick thinking led to the arrest of a Georgia man who attempted to rape her Monday morning. According to WSB-TV, Robert Giles, 27, abducted the woman around 4 a.m. from Hapeville and brought her to a closed adult store 20 minutes away in Jonesboro. Before the sexual assault, Giles ordered the woman to call […]
Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!! The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]
Why has Netflix come up with some socks that will pause your show when you fall asleep…. The Netflix socks will read your body to understand when you knock out and will stop your show so you can easily pick up where you nodded off For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]
Why was a woman in…. Florida…. diagnosed with Lupus, Arthritis and Thyroid problems…. It was later found that the real issue was her 1998 breast implants that were in silicone shells that were covered in mold…. That doctor recommends that women get implants replaced every 8 to 15 years For more information on the […]
Why is there a Vietnamese – Austrailian Man who had his Facebook account shut down several times because people thought he was using a fake and offensive name… So he posted an image of his passport online…. His name is Fook da Bick… but it is spelled… P-h-u-c D-a-t B-i-c-h GUN TV Will […]
Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]
Why did a 77 year old grandmother in Tacoma Washington wake up to three burglars in her house… and it was caught on camera…. One of the men had a crowbar… and when she woke up, walked out and hollered… “get the hell outta here”…. the men broke and ran… only getting away with […]
Why is a man from the UK… named Pricasso… he paints with his man part…. he paint’s portraits and more…. and he ‘s pretty good. He really has some outstanding talent…. Funk Dat Better not dip that brush in paint thinner….. Listen To Funk Dat: For Details On Today’s Funk Dat Stories […]
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