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Why did police in New York get a call about an elderly woman who looked like she froze to death in a car?  Why did officers break into a parked car to rescue a life sized CPR mannequin wearing an oxygen mask?  The owner of the car said he often transported the mannequin and reportedly used vulgar language […]

Why did a Weather Channel personality say that Haiti’s deforestation is partially due to children eating the trees For information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 7 Year Old Tells School I Couldn’t Wake (Dead) Adults 3 Year Old Dies In Mother’s Patrol Car Satanic Group Wants After School Program In Cobb […]

Why did a 3 year old girl from Arkansas climb into a washing machine and die and her mother got arrested? The mother who had taken anxiety drugs was asleep and the children were used to helping with the laundry.  The washer was programmed to switch on when the lid was closed For more information […]

Why did a man in Nashville gt caught in bed with a stolen lingerie mannequin?  An employee of a store argued with the man who tossed the mannequin in his truck.  Her arm blew off but the suspect didn’t retrieve it.  The mannequin was said to be worth $5000 and the man was charged with […]

Why did a military wife in California confront a 19 year old Starbucks employee at the drive thru and accuse the employee of making a copy of her credit card and spending $200 For more on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Passenger Plane Door Left Open During Flight Florida Man Vandalizes Mosque […]

Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]

Why were some brownies left in the teacher’s lounge at an Elementary school in Detroit…   3 of the teachers who ate the brownies went to the hospital …. they tested positive for having Marijuana in their system….   Weed brownies at elementary school For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why did a Grandma who will be 64 this month get several tickets for being an Uber driver….  Uber has been banned in Portsmouth, New Hampshire…   She has been pulled over and told to stop but she says For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Drunk Driver In New […]

    Drunk Driver In New Jersey…. Searching For New Jersey Uber Grandma Faces Fines For Being An Uber Driver Florida Flash Man Drives 110 MPH Nude Mom Calls Police Son Stole Stew

Why did a couple in… Florida….  have a lovely evening… the man was being arrested for an outstanding warrant… they refused to come out of the mobile home…. and prevented two other women from leaving… S.W.A.T. waited for 6 and a half hours…    they  said they wouldn’t come out of the trailer until they had relations […]