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Why was a 41 woman from … Florida… arrested for pouring boiling hot chicken noodle soup on her 45 year old boyfriend while he was asleep? They had been arguing and now he is now in critical condition and she is being charged with attempted murder. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]
Why did a man in .. Florida… Steal his boss’s Jaguar while the boss was on vacation and drive it to buy some crack? Then the stolen car was stolen from him For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Arrested For Feeding Salt To Baby State Rep Arrested For […]
Why is there a professional Joint roller who lives in Oregon? His smokeable art takes shape to look like figurines, Pokemons, guns,like an AK47 and food. He once created a joint that looked like a watermelon. It was 4.2 pounds. His work has sold for as much as $7000 For more information on the Funk […]
Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole? In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]
Why did a 3 year old girl from Arkansas climb into a washing machine and die and her mother got arrested? The mother who had taken anxiety drugs was asleep and the children were used to helping with the laundry. The washer was programmed to switch on when the lid was closed For more information […]
Why were a police officer and his children denied service and food at a McDonalds in Texas? An employee decided not to serve the off duty officer and his 2 kids simply because he was an officer For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 15 Year Old Boy Arrested For […]
Why did a woman who works for a mortgage company decide to post to Twitter: FLOTUS beautiful? Seriously she is an ugly black b-word For more information on the Funk Dats, click on the link below Choked In Jail Discipline Gone Too Far Disrespecting The First Lady Fake Kidnapping For Mother’s Money Black Lives Matter Gets […]
Why can some recycling be illegal? Why did a man get stopped for speeding in Michigan while he was on his way to collect a refund on some cans. Michigan will pay up to 10 cents each for cans to be recycled and the man was expecting over a thousand dollars. But the cans were […]
Here’s a number for today. 71-17. Why did a 71 year old grandmother meet a 17 year old young man from Tennessee at her son’s funeral? Why did they get married three weeks later. The grandmother… Uh, I’m sorry, the wife says, “I knew straight away he was the one!” He is three years younger […]
Why did a man in Seattle Washington say he suffered second degree burns when his iPhone exploded in his pocket? The man was working in the kitchen of a piano bar when he smelled something on fire. Then he felt the intense pain in his back pocket For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]
Why did a man in … Florida…., who is known as the Gator Crusader, do an interesting feat as part of a show? Why did the man get an alligator to open his mouth and let the man brush his teeth For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Stolen Forklift […]
Why did an 86 year old woman in England get some money out of the ATM? She was approached by another woman wanting the money she has just gotten. The elderly lady grabbed a package of bacon and repeatedly hit the other woman in the head until she ran off For more information on the […]
