Why did 2 men in Carroll county GA steal 600 dollars worth of teeth whitening strips from Walmart…
Funk Dat Yo man…. I got them white teeth for the Low low….
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/duo-accused-of-stealing-600-worth-of-teeth-whiteni/njJw8/http://www.ajc.com/news/news/duo-accused-of-stealing-600-worth-of-teeth-whiteni/njJw8/
Why did a Shoplifter in Milton, GA drive through the store on a motorized scooter… grab several items… roll past the register then try to escape using his walker…. and he pulled a knife on the store empoyees…
Funk Dat once a thug… always a thug… even when you can’t get around as well…..
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/weird-news/man-allegedly-shoplifting-scooter-gets-violent-pol/njJ2c/http://www.ajc.com/news/news/weird-news/man-allegedly-shoplifting-scooter-gets-violent-pol/njJ2c/
Why did a man in Austin Tx break into a meat store… steal some sausages, take them out… then come back grab a coat and go to sleep in the back office…. He’d been drinking… he’d been drinking….
Funk Dat Guess he had the munchies….(snoring)
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Police-Man-Breaks-into-Austin-Meat-Business-Naps-284326581.htmlhttp://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Police-Man-Breaks-into-Austin-Meat-Business-Naps-284326581.html
While we’re in Texas… why did a man plead guilty to stealing 400 thousand dollars from his employer in San Antonio… he bought a truck for 60 thousand and spent the rest at strip clubs…
Funk Dat He faces up to 30 years in prison for table dances and a truck…. IDIOT!!!
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Texas-Man-Pleads-Guilty-to-Stealing-from-Employer-283335491.htmlhttp://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Texas-Man-Pleads-Guilty-to-Stealing-from-Employer-283335491.html
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