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Why did a 37 year old woman kill a Catoosa county mother of a 3 week old …. because she wanted to take her baby!!!  The Killer reportedly lured the mother by saying she wanted to give her some clothes for the baby…  but her plan was much more diabolical…

Funk Datt  I have NEVER heard of sucha thing….

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/police-mother-of-2-killed-by-woman-who-wanted-her-/nhTTh/http://www.ajc.com/news/news/police-mother-of-2-killed-by-woman-who-wanted-her-/nhTTh/

Why are some police in Ferguson wearing bracelets that say “I am Darren Wilson” .  Are they supporting a fellow officer or are they saying “I’ll shoot you too”?

Funk Datt   Ferguson..  Man…..

http://mediablackoutusa.com/2014/09/24/ferguson-police-wearing-bracelets-reading-i-am-darren-wilson/http://mediablackoutusa.com/2014/09/24/ferguson-police-wearing-bracelets-reading-i-am-darren-wilson/

Why is a restaurant in Denmark starting a new strategy….  The hamburger spot called “Hot Buns” will start selling sex toys with their hamburgers….  somebody’s gonna get a reeeeeally happy meal….

Funk Datt  The first 10 ladies get a free buzz toy…..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/hot-buns-restaurant_n_5878230.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/hot-buns-restaurant_n_5878230.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Why did a man in Montana start to escape from jail… but gave it up and gave himself up so his fellow inmates could sleep….  (I was gonna break out but.. it wouldda woke you guys up….)

Funk Datt

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/simeon-keith-lippert_n_5877638.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news://wwwhttp.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/simeon-keith-lippert_n_5877638.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Why was a plane on a flight from Boston to L.A ….diverted to Omaha because a man tried to open the door of the plane….  I guess he was trying to leave because he was confronted for playing with his….

(I-pod?)  no.   (cellphone?)   no…..  (tablet?)….  not quite…….. his man part…

Funk Datt     you don’t play with that on a plane… and what… was he gonna just run out at 30000 ft?                              (drugs man)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/doug-adams-plane-masturbation_n_5876864.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/doug-adams-plane-masturbation_n_5876864.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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