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Why did a mother in …Florida…. pull up to the elementary school to pick up her child…  with a blood alcohol level of .413 (almost 4 times the legal limit)  School staffers refused to let the child ride with her because she was stone drunk…. and they called police…  she hit 2 other vehicles as she took off….

 

Funk Dat     Florida…..

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/09/renata-congleton-drunk-pick-up-child-school_n_5790078.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/09/renata-congleton-drunk-pick-up-child-school_n_5790078.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

 

We all know one reason women like motorcycles….  all that horsepower…….   but why was a woman in ….Florida….  arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior because she was sitting on the bike backwards with the garage door up…. playing with her Tea Cake….

 

Funk Dat    Several neighbors saw her including a 13 year old boy….

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/09/karen-dilworth_n_5791538.htmlhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/09/karen-dilworth_n_5791538.html

 

 

I guess it’s…..Florida…. day…  Why did a couple of 18 year old high school students break into a home…. The homeowner lives in Michigan… a neighbor called the cops… they told police they didn’t plan to steal anything…. the only wanted to get busy…..   The boy had the security code because his friend cut the grass

 

Funk Dat     How are you gonna let your boy help you lose his job… and you didn’t get none…

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/08/teens-allegedly-break-int_n_5786418.htmlhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/08/teens-allegedly-break-int_n_5786418.html

 

Why did a woman in…..  Idaho…..  got cha….  get arrested for giving alcohol to a 14 year old girl… who passed out…. It was during a party for a teenage boy living at her house….  it gets worse…. instead of calling 911 when the girl passed out… the woman gave the girl an I.V. with 400 to 500 ccs of fluid and putting her in the shower…..

 

Funk Dat    she didn’t even call the girl’s parents…..  that’s why you can’t let your kid go to everybody’s party…..

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/08/jennifer-phippen-_n_5786678.htmlhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/08/jennifer-phippen-_n_5786678.html

 

 

We have all seen women who are so fine… we say it looks like two melons back there…. Why did farmer in Japan actually grow two watermelons that were conjoined…. so they look exactly like lovliness…

 

Funk Dat     I want some watermelon now ….   (yea some stereotype)

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/05/butt-shaped-watermelon_n_5774586.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/05/butt-shaped-watermelon_n_5774586.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

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