Why was a man in …. Florida…. being chased by police stopped at a lady’s house and asked for a glass of water then stopped to play with her cats…. Then the man took off again…. he was accused of stealing money from a friend when they were up all night taking drugs… and he owed his mother 2000 dollars
Funk Dat Florida
http://www.wpbf.com/news/man-accused-in-police-chase-crash-stops-to-play-with-cats/27777704#!bPHxlK
Why did a man in Texas get stabbed because he was too loud during his birthday threesome… His roommate kicked down the door to complain.. and stabbed the man with a kitchen knife….
Funk Dat It was fun even though his homie didn’t get none….
Why was a woman arrested in Arkansas and her mugshot shows heavy eye shadow… She is accused of stealing 144 dollars worth of Eye Shadow….. When she was confronted she tried to damage the make up to make it appear used…
Funk Dat Obsessed…..
Why did a Minnesota Police Chief get a formal complaint for decapitating her 5 year old son’s pet chicken…. The police department said the chicken violated the city’s ordinance….. they beat it to death with a shovel… The mother said the chicken was like a puppy dog to her son….
Funk Dat I’ll bet someone had a fresh chicken dinner…..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/02/police-decapitate-pet-chicken_n_5753280.html
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