Strawberry Letter 23: Liar, Liar, You Left My Pants On Fire
HELLO STEVE, SHIRLEY, CARLA, AND NEPHEW TOMMY,
MY QUESTION IS VERY SIMPLE, YET AIMED AT THE LIAR (MY HUSBAND). WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS. WE HAVE 5 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH MY SECOND SON, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH AN STD! YES I SAID IT, AN STD!
YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU GO FOR THE INITIAL PRENATAL VISIT, THEY DO A PROCEEDURE WHICH IS CALLED A PAP SMEAR. THIS IS DONE TO CHECK FOR ANY ABNORMALITIES WITH YOU OR THE FETUS. WELL MY GYN CALLED ME BACK TO THE OFFICE WITH URGENCY AND I WAS SO DISTRAUGHT BECAUSE OF THE CONCERN IN HER VOICE. MY HAS BEEN WENT ALONG BECAUSE HE TOO WAS CONCERN.
WHEN WE ENTERED THE OFFICE MY GYN FLAT OUT TOLD ME THAT I HAD GONNORRHEA. I IMMEDIATELY TURN AND ASK MY HUSBAND HOW IN THE HELL DID I GET THE G-WORD? DONT KNOW IF I EVEN SPELLED IT RIGHT I AM SO DAMN MAD. HE DIDN’T ANSWER ME AT ALL. WHEN HE DID HE SAID VERY STUPIDLY AND I QUOTE” UNDONO “.
LOL THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS, ALL THIS TIME HE HAS DENIED BEING WITH SOMEONE ELSE. MY SIMPLE QUESTION IS THIS, I LOOK DIRECTLY IN HIS FACE AND SAID IF THE SHOE WAS ON THE OTHER FOOT AND YOU CAUGHT SOMETHING FROM ME, AND YOU ASKED ME ABOUT IT, IF I HAD RESPONDED THE SAME WAY YOU DID, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME?
AM I RIGHT TO LEAVE HIS ASS OR WHAT? MY BAGS ARE ALREADY PACKED!
