Why was a family crushed to death by hundreds of pounds of clothes?  Why did an 18 year old girl in Spain find a 49 year old man, his 50 year old wife and 12 year old daughter crushed or suffocated when a floor caved in and the mountain of clothes killed them For more […]

Why did police in New York get a call about an elderly woman who looked like she froze to death in a car?  Why did officers break into a parked car to rescue a life sized CPR mannequin wearing an oxygen mask?  The owner of the car said he often transported the mannequin and reportedly used vulgar language […]

Why is there a video of a woman begging her husband to bring a girlfriend into the house?  Then the couple asked the girlfriend to marry both of them.  Now they all live together happily ever after with their two children For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Kills […]

Why don’t we go back to … Florida…?  Why did a post a picture of him lying on the sofa right next to his BMW that he parked in the living room during Hurricane Matthew?  He says his car is his pride and joy For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why did a train conductor in Spain clock out in the middle of a trip because his shift was over?  He repeatedly told headquarters that he would have to go into overtime but he got no response. He said he didn’t want to risk having an accident so he stopped the train and left 109 […]

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

Why did a man in Seattle Washington say he suffered second degree burns when his iPhone exploded in his pocket?  The man was working in the kitchen of a piano bar when he smelled something on fire. Then he felt the intense pain in his back pocket For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a man in Kentucky go to a Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant… ask for an application at 2pm and come back at 4pm for an interview?  But when he came back he announced that he wanted to rob the restaurant and implied that he had a gun. The manager told the man that he […]

Why did police in Amsterdam get called to an apartment where a woman was seen standing motionless for a long period of time.  Neighbors looked through the window and saw the woman only wearing underclothes.  They knocked and range the doorbell.  Nothing.  So they called police who broke the door to check on the woman’s […]

Why are doctors in Spain warning people that are engaging in Sex Roulette parties… where they have unprotected sex with other people and one of them supposedly has H.I.V. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Banking While Black Men Post Video Of Sex With Minor To Facebook Sexual Assault […]

Why did a personal injury lawyer from… Florida….  who went after drunk drivers… get arrested for DUI while speeding in his Lamgourghini….  On the firm’s website they say…. “We aggressively pursue cases against irresponsible drunk drivers For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Killed On Mother’s Day In Front […]

Why did a man in …. Florida… fall through the ceiling of a Popeye’s restaurant  then spend several hours trying to break into the safe…  He eventually got some money from the safe under the front counter…. and he got away with it For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]