Why did an Alderman in Chicago criticize aggressive squirrels eating through city garbage cans. Why was the alderman on his bicycle when a squirrel jumped in like a Kamikaze and got caught in the spokes of his front wheel causing him to flip over. The alderman says maybe the squirrels want some payback for the […]
Why did a KFC restaurant in England follow the lead of a McDonald’s in England and both are banning customers under the age of 18… this is the result of altercations between groups of teens last month with 20 teenagers and gunshots For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man […]
Why was a 29 year old Chinese tourist caught on video in Thialand at an animal park…. goin in to kiss a reticulated python when the snake (audio) locked in on the woman’s nose and wouldn’t let go For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Turkey On A Plane In A […]
Why did a man in …Florida… Think he was in “Back to the future”…. he told police he was trying to travel through time… but he wasn’t in a DeLorean… he was in a Dodge Challenger… The man plowed into a tax business and a Casket store For more information on the Funk Dats, […]
Why were some brownies left in the teacher’s lounge at an Elementary school in Detroit… 3 of the teachers who ate the brownies went to the hospital …. they tested positive for having Marijuana in their system…. Weed brownies at elementary school For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]
Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended….. After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds…. to praise GOD….. A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration…. the refs said […]
On the coast of West Africa in the country of Ghana, the Ashanti (or Asante) people ruled the land with a warrior’s mind-set. A proud…
