Why did USC football star Josh Shaw tell a story about his efforts to save his nephew from drowning by jumping off of a balcony and injuring his ankles….. Then he admitted that he made the story up
Funk Dat who does that?
Why did a babysitter in…. Florida….. stab a man in the neck….. She been drankin… she been drankin…. (Beyonce) the babysitter screamed that she wanted to have relations… with the man… whose kids she kept… he said no…. telling her to go back to where she had been all day and do that…..
Funk Dat… after all that she punched him in the face…. (You don’t turn down these good cookies)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-denied-sex-stabs-man-687432
Why was a teacher at a Christian academy in Louisiana on administrative leave for having relations with a student… when another student said that he had chopped her down too….
Funk Dat at a Christian school?….
Why were toddlers in a daycare in Ohio…. recorded on cell phone video fighting…. when a worker yelled “get him back!!!” Apparently a little girl was hit by a little boy…. and the school security camera 2 teachers in the room pulled out their phones instead of stopping the fight… They both got fired
Funk Dat
Why did a woman in Utah named Ms. Crispi get arrested for using a pound of bacon to start a fire in her ex boyfriend’s house? She left the bacon over a lit burner… then called her old flame (who wasn’t home).. he called police… they found smoke, hot coals and the burned bacon….
Funk Dat Ms. Crispi was extra… drunk that is…
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