Why did a manager for a vacuum cleaner company…. vacuum a spot on the floor at the Toronto Subway then eat some pasta from the same spot of that floor…. We hear people say floor so clean you can eat off of it….. but dang……
Funk Dat It is Toronto thought that whole city is extremely clean…. Do that here…..
Why did 21 Thousand dollars fall from the roof of an armored truck in Atlantic City. The truck picked up the cash from a casino… surveillance video showed the bag on the roof of the truck when it pulled off… No cash was found. By the way the Casino will close Sep. 1st because of financial problems… {the armored car company will reimburse the casino}
Funk Dat Bring that truck down here…..
Why did a British man get a fine after lying to his girlfriend…. The man lied to his girl claiming he had been kidnapped… so he could stay out and keep the party going…. She got scared an called police… who were not laughing when they discovered it was a hoax….
Funk Dat Kidnapped? Seriously….. Be a man and just say baby I’ll be home later…..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/25/fake-kidnapping-party_n_5708713.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Why did passengers fight over a seat reclining on an airplane…. the person in the back was using a device called a knee defender… that prevented the person in the front from reclining…. a fight broke out and the pilots were forced to land the plane halfway through the flight….
Funk Dat….. I need to stretch my back…. (Get your back off my knees)
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