Strawberry Letter: Twin Power
Dear Steve and Shirley,
Thank you for being very supportive of your audience as it relates to personal matters. You guys are great at what you do and have saved thousands who have experienced struggles in their personal lives. Now it’s time for me to get on with what I’m about to say. Steve and Shirley I’m a guy who has it all. Good looks, charisma, fancy cars like movie stars, a beautiful home and a 6’5 frame that captivates women by the dozens. Oh, did I mention that my wife is fine as hell?
She has a shape like J-lo and a face like Halle Berry, Diane Carroll, and Pam Greer. Steve and Shirley to make a LONG story short, my wife has a little problem with receiving all of the goods in the bedroom. If you know what I mean! Due to this problem that we have been having for a LONG time, my wife came up with a solution. She feels worried about me going outside of our marriage. We know that her twin sister is a freak so we both agreed to talk to her in hopes that she would pick up the slack in our sexual encounters. Needless to say, she said yes!! And within a matter of minutes we were in the bed like nobody’s business.
My wife was shocked at this and became very angry, but soon got over it. We later engaged in a threesome, we take showers together, go on vacations and I just recently bought her a diamond ring as a token of my appreciation. It has been about six months now and we all live in the same house and sleep in the same bed. After a few weeks of moving in with us, my wife’s sister announced that she’s eight weeks pregnant and guess what so is my wife!!
Why is this happening to me? Later they revealed to me that this was all planned by the two of them. They had vowed years ago to have a child who would hopefully be born on the same day. Can you believe this!! I was set up and now I’m pissed!! WOW!! IT BLEW ME AWAY!! IT BLEW ME AWAY!!! OH YEAH, DID I MENTION THAT THEY ARE BOTH HAVING TWINS!!! JUST SHOOT ME!!! JUST SHOOT ME!! WHAT DO I DO NOW STEVE AND SHIRLEY? WHAT DO I DO?
15 MINUTES OF FAME
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